It's giving power move: Exudes confidence and control.
Low-key: Subtle, understated.
Fr: For real.
Make 'em big mad!: Make them very angry.
Why tho?: Rhetorical question of disbelief.
Let the silence be loud: Silence is significant.
Deadass: Seriously.
U up?: Are you awake?
Bruh?: Expression of disbelief.
Big Yikes: Something is very bad/embarrassing.
(Cringe!): Awkward or embarrassing.
(Nobody asked!): Unsolicited information.
Bestie!: Close friend.
Squad: Close group of friends.
Sus: Suspicious.
It's a mood: Relatable or captures a feeling.
OG: Original.
Iconic: Impressive or memorable.
Bet: Ok, sure.
Okay, so like, in this digital world, there's a new rule, and it's a total vibe: Just
say "Hello".
Periodt.
No cap, you don't need a whole essay or some deep explanation. Just "Hello." That's the
tea.
The "Yes Hello" Method: It's Giving Power Move
This is the art of starting a convo with a simple greeting and then... silence. Let them
be confused. Let
them spiral. Let them overthink, lol. It's a low-key power play, a playful "f-you" to, like, proper
etiquette. Fr, fuck 'em! Make 'em big mad!
Why tho? Because sometimes, the best way to get a reaction is to give them nothing. Let
the silence be
loud. Deadass.
Examples of a "Good" Hello (aka the Right Way)
You: Hello
Them: Hello? You there? U up?
Them: What do you need? I'm kinda busy rn.
Them: ??? Bruh?
Examples of a "Bad" Hello (Big Yikes)
You: Hey, I have a question about project X. Are you available
to discuss the timeline
and
deliverables? I'm particularly concerned about the integration with system Y. I've run into a
few
roadblocks and would love your input. (Cringe!)
You: Hey there, I hope you're having a productive day! I
wanted
to quickly run something
by you
regarding the upcoming marketing campaign. I have a draft of the copy, and I'd love your
feedback. (Nobody
asked!)
Spread the Word, Bestie!
Go forth and embrace the "Yes Hello" way. Share this site with your squad, your coworkers
(if they're not
sus), and anyone who needs to learn how to communicate... or not. Make them wait. Make them question
everything. And most importantly, make them say "Hello" first when you finally decide to reply. It's a
mood.