Okay, so like, in this digital world, there's a new rule, and it's a total vibe: Just say "Hello". Periodt.

No cap, you don't need a whole essay or some deep explanation. Just "Hello." That's the tea.

The "Yes Hello" Method: It's Giving Power Move

This is the art of starting a convo with a simple greeting and then... silence. Let them be confused. Let them spiral. Let them overthink, lol. It's a low-key power play, a playful "f-you" to, like, proper etiquette. Fr, fuck 'em! Make 'em big mad!

Why tho? Because sometimes, the best way to get a reaction is to give them nothing. Let the silence be loud. Deadass.

Doge meme character saying just 'Hello' and nothing else

Examples of a "Good" Hello (aka the Right Way)

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You: Hello

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Them: Hello? You there? U up?

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Them: What do you need? I'm kinda busy rn.

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Them: ??? Bruh?

Examples of a "Bad" Hello (Big Yikes)

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You: Hey, I have a question about project X. Are you available to discuss the timeline and deliverables? I'm particularly concerned about the integration with system Y. I've run into a few roadblocks and would love your input. (Cringe!)

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You: Hey there, I hope you're having a productive day! I wanted to quickly run something by you regarding the upcoming marketing campaign. I have a draft of the copy, and I'd love your feedback. (Nobody asked!)

Spread the Word, Bestie!

Go forth and embrace the "Yes Hello" way. Share this site with your squad, your coworkers (if they're not sus), and anyone who needs to learn how to communicate... or not. Make them wait. Make them question everything. And most importantly, make them say "Hello" first when you finally decide to reply. It's a mood.